Fuck you
Leave me alone
I'm sleeping

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

April 21st / 52,415 notes

I opened up my friends computer and opened tumblr to see her logged on, so i asked her if I could log onto mine and she had a mental breakdown because I was finally able to see her URL after like 3 years or something and she was like, “I seriously hate you right now! you’re no longer one of my favorite friends!” and I’m like 90% sure she was seconds away from crying

Sorry Halee <3

April 21st / 0 notes

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jurnbo:

looking at ur crush like

Fingering

April 21st / 3,513 notes

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

April 21st / 512,131 notes

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
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"LOOK AT THE CAT"
-me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)

April 21st / 460,511 notes